How do I watch?

Come back to this page after about 7:30pm on the Saturday night of the Eurovision Grand Final. We'll be broadcasting live to the world on this page and on YouTube!

Why would I watch?

If you've got no-one to watch Eurovision with: watch it with us. We might be unprofessional, unscripted and unrehearsed, but we'll actually be paying attention to our audience. You can get in touch by commenting on YouTube, or @replying us on Twitter.

Who are you guys?

Tim Jeffries (@trjeffries) will be handling schlager knowledge, key changes and occasional campness; Tom Scott (@tomscott) will be watching our audience feedback and providing sarcasm; and Matt Gray (@unnamedculprit) is on commentary and bouncing duties.

Who are your special guests?

Ewan Spence (@ewan) from the magnificent ESC Insight will be joining us live from the arena in Azerbaijan, and mathematician James Grime (@jamesgrime) will pop up to provide maths and stats. We should be going live to other folks, too.

Live from Azerbaijan? Really?

No kidding. We're not sure how we managed to get him either.

Can I appear on the stream?

If you're hosting a Eurovision party, send Tom an email and we'll try and make it possible.

Will you be broadcasting Eurovision itself?

Absolutely not. You won't be able to receive audio or video of the contest through this stream, just our commentary. But don't worry! It's streamed from the official Eurovision site.

Which stream will you be in sync with?

We'll be watching the BBC feed of the contest. YouTube's live broadcasting has about a ten second delay, so we reckon we should appear to be roughly in sync with the EBU stream. We'll try to avoid making any particularly time-sensitive comments, or talking over the songs, though.

Are you going to talk over the songs?

Unlike every jerk at every Eurovision party ever, we're not planning to talk over the songs too much. We reserve the right for occasional sarcastic one-liners or gawps at pyrotechnics, though.