Tom: I’m fairly sure this will be one of anthems of the summer.
Tim: We are The Wanted, and we make videos in which WE ARE MEN.
Tom: Not because it’s particularly good – it’s not – but it’s not bad, and it’s got all the by-the-numbers ingredients.
Tim: Look at our RIPPED TORSOS on the beach, where we play football and dive into the sea because WE ARE MEN.
Tom: Synth pads, clap-along percussion, lyrics about drinks and love, and a massively heterosexual video just to make sure that all the stereotypical Club 18-30 types feel comfortable dancing to it.
Tim: Then we go to clubs and HAVE SEX in the toilets with PRETTY LADIES. GRRR. MEN IS WHAT WE ARE.
Tom: Notice how I’ve avoided all innuendo so far?
Tim: Have you? Sorry, I was too busy watching the MEN of The Wanted doing tricks on a BMX, as all grown men do at pool parties.