Tim: Last time we featured Moa, it was so generic and dull I felt compelled to write a template that we could use for future tracks, about how it was hard to pay attention to and just a bit tedious all round. Let’s see if that can be applied here.
Tim: No. It can’t.
Tom: You’re not wrong there, but – well, I swear I’ve heard that chorus before. I can’t think where. Is it just that it sounds like plenty of other tracks? It’s certainly catchy enough, though.
Tim: Not sure I recognise it, and musically that variety’s a good thing, although it does mean more effort on our part trying to think of something to write when all I can really think about is the line about halfway through that sounds like “this hymen’s all you win,” which would be a pretty horrible metaphor for something not often touched upon in pop music.
Tom: Blimey, Tim.
Tim: I KNOW. I’M SORRY. Erm, so what’s right about this. Music is lovely and sparkly; the voice is soulful and all that stuff which is meant to be good, and, erm, dammit all I can think of is that lyric. I’M REALLY SORRY. Here, have a proper video for it here to make up for that.