Tim: You probably thought we’d hit a nadir with #fail, didn’t you? WELL NO SUCH LUCK.
Tom: It’s like someone heard “Mr Saxobeat” and thought “how can we make this worse?”
Tim: This song is entirely, ludicrously awful (literally – I’ve been laughing at it for five solid minutes). The vocals are horribly autotuned (and WHY WOULD YOU AUTOTUNE A SPOKEN LINE????), the lyrics would fit (and were probably written) on the back of a beermat, the saxophone riff is uninteresting enough and so short that it becomes irritating after just a couple of minutes, and then serve to draw all the attention away from the potentially pleasant middle eight vocal.
Tom: I can’t really add more to that: this is one of the worst songs we’ve covered in a long while.
Tim: It has precisely one redeeming feature, which is that it finishes. That’s it.
Tom: Now it doesn’t. You’re welcome.
Tim: You actually ripped that song and uploaded it, didn’t you? God, you really are a terrible, terrible person.