Tom: Sometimes we talk about songs where everything works; this is not one of those. So in advance, I’ll warn you.
Tim: Okay…
Tom: The verses are a little awkward. The lyrics are all entitled-dude-hitting-on-woman. I’m not sure that the speaking-into-singing shtick works. The middle eight is uninspired. The ending is unfulfilling.
Tim: You’re really not selling this to me well, you know.
Tom: I’ll be honest: only the chorus really works here.
Tim: Ohhh…
Tom: But bloody hell, what a chorus.
Tim: Yes indeed – a lovely surprise, an enormous amount of lipstick on that particular pig.