Tim: Or, for those that don’t know their Danish, ‘Thunder Kiss’, so prepare for emotions.
Tim: Now, my Danish isn’t quite at the level that I can tell you what the words mean, and I can’t find the lyrics online, so I’m unable to help there–
Adam: Wow Tim, you really went above and beyond with your journalism to enrich our readers lives.
Tim: Bloody hell, only here a week and already passive aggressive criticism. What I do know is that with the title, the enthusiasm, the uplifting major key melody–
Adam: Major key equals happy, minor key equals sad. What more do you need to know about music?
Tim: –I think we can pretty much guess that she’s happy with her relationship, and isn’t that really what we all want? I’d like it, that’d be nice, but anyway I’m not here for counselling.
Adam: Oh I thought we could get back to my issues surrounding my relationship with my mother from yesterday’s review?
Tim: No, because we’re here to enjoy music, and today I do. HOORAY.
Adam: Imagine if the song was actually about kissing thunder. Perhaps Maia suffered some bizarre and horrific injury leaving her lyrics a jumble of nonsensical words that defy translation?
Tim: Yeah, it’s still a no on the psychotherapy.