Cheryl – Only Human

“The song just works so well”

Tim: Two singles have so far been unveiled from Cheryl (just Cheryl)’s new album, and neither of them is particular inspiring – decent enough pop tracks, but nothing special. This, though, is the one you get now if you pre-order (still hate that) the album, and is a bit more special. And less sweary.

Tom: Maybe I’m just bad with faces, but that image really doesn’t look like her. Amazing what an angle and some make-up will do.

Tim: And having part of your face replaced with a tiger.

Tim: I really, really like this – the music behind the chorus is great, the ending of it especially, and the song just works so well with the contrast between that and the almost a cappella first verse.

Tom: Right, I see what you mean – I’m not quite as sold on that chorus, but I’ll agree that it’s well put together.

Tim: Then there’s the lyrics, matching the various tones perfectly – downbeat lyrics for quiet verses, powerful “you are the universe” lyrics for the big choruses, and the reminder that even if it does seem a bit crap, it happens to everyone, with the unspoken implication that yeah, it gets better.

Tom: I want to like this song a lot more than I do: all the components should work, but for some reason it doesn’t work as a full-on song for me.

Tim: Also in the first half of the chorus she sounds like Mel C, and that brings back nice memories. All in all, a really rather brilliant track.

Cheryl – Call My Name

We are most definitely entering SUMMER ANTHEM SEASON.

Tim: She toured with some of her former bandmates last year, and there’s an album in the works out in July, but in the meantime, former Record Breakers presenter, multiple UK Eurovision representative and serial skirt remover Cheryl Baker has dropped her surname in a bid to cause the biggest name confusion since that whole One Direction thing kicked off.

Tim: Hmm. Actually not much of a departure from her previous work.

Tom: It’s hardly bubblegum pop or the Land of Make Believe, is it?

Tim: The backing’s gone a bit too far forward for my liking, but on the other hand the voice is familiar, the song structure stacks up nicely and it’s got a decent tune behind it.

Tom: We are most definitely entering SUMMER ANTHEM SEASON.

Tim: I like this quite a lot, as it turns out. Good work Ms Baker.

Tom: Did you know that the front page of the Guinness Book of Records is blank?

Tim: Really.

Tom: A dedication’s what they need.

Tim: There it is.