Evan – I Would Freeze Time

“Probably the most depressing video you’ve seen all week.”

Tim: Evan was big a while back, but has been a bit quieter of late, though still putting out the occasional track. This slightly (alright, very) morose number, for example.

Tom: Man, those percussion hits in the intro are proper, old-school Casio-like synths. It takes a lot to make them fit into anything orchestral – and yet here they work really well.

Tim: They really do. It’s probably the most depressing video you’ve seen all week, but never mind, because it’s just beautiful.

Tom: Depressing, and yet somewhat amateurish – all the filters in the world can’t stop it being a bit like a low-budget episode of Shortland Street.

Tim: Well, that’s an obscure TV hospital drama reference we can all get behind – well done Tom.

It took me a while to think what this reminded me of, but then I realised it was of a downbeat Neo, in both the voice and the complexity of the backing. Both of those things are absolutely lovely, and they combine to make this track one of the best songs of this type I’ve ever heard. We don’t need to talk about what it’s about – the video makes it quite clear and saying anything would just depress me – but everything about the song fits perfectly with it.

Tom: And a theremin! It’s got a theremin as the backing – or, at least, a synth that sounds very much like it. I’m amazed at how well all this fits together.

Tim: The single, available everywhere, has a Swedish version as the B-side, which is almost even better – the lack of English lyrics means you focus more on the tone of the voice, and you really hear the sincerity, the emptiness and the sadness that’s there. (It also stops me being an inadvertent corporate whore by not making me want to sing “I would FaceTime”.) Combined with the strings and piano in the background, it’s just fantastic.

Evan – Out Of Control

Exceptionally dodgy green screen effects.

Tim: This is the lead single from a new album, presented here with a warning that the video contains exceptionally dodgy green screen effects.

Tom: That is a proper low-budget-trying-to-be-high-budget video. They haven’t even got a make-up person in to take the shine off his forehead. And I say that as someone with a very shiny forehead.

Tim: (For those that don’t know Tom, his forehead’s really just a mirror in disguise.)

Tom: At that point, you shouldn’t really try for a fancy video; either get a designer to do a decent lyric video, or just use behind-the-scenes footage like everyone else does. In fact, I’m going to tab away from it quickly: it’s actually making me think the music’s worse than it is.

Tim: Good, because the music’s not that bad at all, although I can’t think of much to say about it. Generic? Yes. In a good way, though? Also yes.

Tom: Top voice, top synth work – the sweep across the synth drumkit before the final chorus is a nice touch. It’s a decent single… mostly.

Tim: You mean the shift out of the middle eight? Fake endings aren’t new, but here it is, well, interesting.

Tom: That’s the part that stuck out like a sore thumb. It’s weird – it sounded like a bad edit to me, like someone didn’t quite set things up properly.

Tim: OH I DON’T KNOW JUST LISTEN TO IT.

Tom: It’s worth listening to.