Tim: You’ll remember Krista, Tom, she’s the one that haunts your nightmares. But boy, has she developed.
Tom: This is what happens when you rush into a marriage, Tim. Anyway, why do you say “developed”?
Tim: Because sound-wise, that could come off the next Taylor Swift album.
Tom: You’re right. In fact, I’d be willing to say that someone, at some point along the process, said “make this sound like Taylor Swift”.
Tim: It’d very much be an album track, mind, because there’s not enough of Swiftian glory about it.
Tom: And the lyrics aren’t anywhere near as good: “it sucks to be me”? Really?
Tim: The verses are adequate, the chorus is catchy while it’s playing but forgettable once it’s over, and the music beneath it is competently produced. Yes, that all sounds negative, or positive in the same way that a drop in the sink is a tidal wave, but let’s not miss the bigger picture: it’s a modern sound, with a lot of potential, so Krista let’s keep going please.