Tim: Wait, “Snoop Lion”? What?
Tom: Oh, did you not see that story? Yep, he’s changed his name again. “Snoop Lion feat. Miley Cyrus”. Let’s just take a moment and realise how silly the music industry has gotten recently.
Tom: I don’t know what to think of this. It’s a mess of reverb and multi-tracked voices, as if the whole thing is being played back inside a large metal room.
Tim: NOISE. AWFUL.
Tom: Well, yes. By the time you’re about 60 or 90 seconds into the track, you’ve pretty much heard everything: if you’re going to try to milk a hook and chorus for this long, then you should at least have the decency to manage a key change or something. This just drones on a bit.
Tim: NOISILY. AWFULLY.
Tom: I’m still a bit stunned by the phrase “Snoop Lion feat. Miley Cyrus”, really.
Tim: I think I could with a lie down. And possibly an overdose.