Tim: BREAST CANCER!
Tom: Gah! What?
Tim: Pink trousers, you see.
Tom: Charity single. Got it.
Tim: This is nice – uplifting, the inspirational kind of charity single rather than the doom and gloom one.
Tom: There are two very different approaches to charity singles: the sad ballad or the uplifting, enthusiastic one. Or, of course, you could put zombies in your music video, but then that’s just McFly.
Tim: The thing is – this song seems really familiar. It’s not that it reminds me of a different song – I just have this feeling I’ve heard it before.
Tom: Yep. It’s as if someone mashed a dozen vaguely uplifting records together.
Tim: Given that it’s an original song, there’s one conclusion – this is entirely generic. Which, let’s be honest, it is, but it’s not a great thing, really, is it?