Tim: So I first came across this because yesterday a just discernible as fake 5 Seconds of Summer account posted a slightly slowed down version of this as their new single, God knows, why, but it’s really very good indeed.
Tom: “Hello, Simple Plan’s lawyers? Yes, this is the Bay City Rollers’ lawyers. We should talk about that intro. No, just the intro.”
Tim: They’re a Canadian band who we’ve featured once before, with their as yet only international hit, 2012’s Summer Paradise, and this is their first track since then and an entirely different kettle of fish – that was beachy and summery and whistle and a bit French, whereas this is PARTY and ROCK and WEEKEND and SHOUTY and AWESOME and BRILLIANT.
Tom: I mean, it is basically a punk version of that Bay City Rollers track, with a bit of Katy Perry’s Last Friday Night in there — although that’s mainly because they rhymed “boulevard” and “credit card”. Can’t deny, though, it’s a good PARTY WEEKEND SONG.
Tim: Except it isn’t. You know, I’m almost at the stage of getting very annoyed indeed with songs whose lyrics don’t match the music. Because of course it’s a party song. Loud. Raucous. Energetic. But what’s it suggesting for real fun? “You, me and nothing but Netflix.”
Tom: Well, yeah, but “we can line up shots til it all goes bad” too. And end up pukiing in a taxi. Actually, that sounds like a really bad night.
Tim: I was all excited for a big party, but then “I’d rather be alone with you”, so basically, sod off.